15-10-2017, 06:55 PM
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I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Driving along the A6 today, minding my own business when, out of nowhere without warning.....I had to pee.I drove to the next village where I knew they had a public loo....the urge was getting greater when the loo appeared in the not so distant..."Great" I thought..."I can relax a little"
Wrong, they were locked so I carry on, holding it in....by this time it was purely tensing of certain muscles.
Nope, I ain't going to make it...so I pull into a secluded lay-by and fumble for the top button of my fly....oh no, I cant open it....my boxers are caught in the button hole.
No problem....second, third and fourth open with ease...I reach in....and can't locate the slit....ffs I've got my boxers on back to front
Frantically I pull at the boxers and finally they rip....FREEEEDOM.
"That was bloody close" I thought as I let out an almighty sigh ofv relief....phew.
15-10-2017, 07:01 PM
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Re: I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Originally Posted by Tpin
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Driving along the A6 today, minding my own business when, out of nowhere without warning.....I had to pee.I drove to the next village where I knew they had a public loo....the urge was getting greater when the loo appeared in the not so distant..."Great" I thought..."I can relax a little"
Wrong, they were locked so I carry on, holding it in....by this time it was purely tensing of certain muscles.
Nope, I ain't going to make it...so I pull into a secluded lay-by and fumble for the top button of my fly....oh no, I cant open it....my boxers are caught in the button hole.
No problem....second, third and fourth open with ease...I reach in....and can't locate the slit....ffs I've got my boxers on back to front
Frantically I pull at the boxers and finally they rip....FREEEEDOM.
"That was bloody close" I thought as I let out an almighty sigh ofv relief....phew.
15-10-2017, 07:03 PM
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Re: I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Originally Posted by Primus1
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Always carry a bottle mate…always carry a bottle....
I'll settle for wearing zipped jeans and right way around boxers
15-10-2017, 07:06 PM
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Re: I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Originally Posted by Lindyloo
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Not something I'd really want to know..........but your GP may want to examine your prostate! Enjoy..........
Talk about making a drama out of something so small(so to speak
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15-10-2017, 08:50 PM
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Re: I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Originally Posted by Tpin
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I'd not waste his time....prostate because I was caught short? Talk about making a drama out of something so small(so to speak
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15-10-2017, 09:47 PM
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Re: I Nearly Had A Serious Accident On The A6 Today.
Why on earth shouldn't Ptin post his story on here ? I expect most of us have had close calls like that. Take no notice Ptin I'm on your side, me lickle pal.
At least, by airing your story (I was going to say tale ), you have received a couple of bits of advice ! I would have thought that the forum was available for anybody to talk about most things. I leave out sexual stuff when I say that, for obvious reasons.
I find it such a Victorian attitude to be scandalised by talk of such natural bodily functions. Perhaps I'm the only one who thinks that way on here, though ?
P.S. Apologies to Tpin for spoonerising your site name,, Terry, but I really couldn't help myself. Certainly no offence meant
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