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11-10-2017, 09:12 AM
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But...I Don't Want To Be Sweet.

Has the day come for me to admit I'm heading for old age...there already or nearly there?

I was in B&Pooh yesterday, with my oldest and dearest friend, the one guy that can say he truly know's me, the one that knows more about me than I do.

So we get to check-out where a lovely looking lady, of about 45, is serving....she scans my item, nothing happens so after a few attempts she calls a colleague, a lady of about 35-40.

During the conversation a perfect opportunity to be a cheeky chappie presents itself, cheeky statement is delivered and the two ladies giggle like a couple of naughty teenagers.

Job done...I've had a giggle with a couple of attractive ladies....a little cheeky? Yes....a little flirtatious? Absolutely.

As we walk away Nik heard one say "Ahhh, how sweet"

So with great delight he informed me that I'm too old to be a cheeky chappie and a flirt.

I suppose I should be pleased that I'm not at the "pervert" stage yet

Am I forever relegated to the "Too old to be cheeky chappie" league?

Or should I raise the lower age limit to say "55"?
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11-10-2017, 09:16 AM
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Re: But...I Don't Want To Be Sweet.

You will always be the same Tpin, it's just how you are.
Don't try to change, we love you just the way you are.
Better than being a miserable old bugger.

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11-10-2017, 09:18 AM
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Could have been worse, they could have offered you their Diamond Club Discount Card
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11-10-2017, 09:26 AM
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Re: But...I Don't Want To Be Sweet.

Originally Posted by Mups ->
You will always be the same Tpin, it's just how you are.
Don't try to change, we love you just the way you are.
Better than being a miserable old bugger.

You know how to cheer me up


Originally Posted by Leia ->
Could have been worse, they could have offered you their Diamond Club Discount Card
I hadn't thought of that.....swapping my Trade card for one of those now that truly is a sign that I'm.......I daren't think about it
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11-10-2017, 10:13 AM
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Re: But...I Don't Want To Be Sweet.

In future, don’t wear beige clothes and carpet slippers! You might get a better response!
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11-10-2017, 10:50 AM
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Re: But...I Don't Want To Be Sweet.

You keep doing the cheeky chat Tpin ... age has nothing to do with it.

I'm the same age as you and never ever giggled ( 35 to 45 or younger) at blokes who wanted to harmlessly flirt.

See! I'm way ahead got there decades before you.
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11-10-2017, 10:55 AM
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I am surprised you didn't go to B&Queue today Tpin mate... It's a Wednesday.
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11-10-2017, 11:17 AM
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Stick to flirting with the over 60's age group in future Tpin.

I think you'd get a different reaction!!
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11-10-2017, 11:45 AM
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This is not good enough Terry.
To fully judge what happened to you there, we need to know exactly what your cheeky statement was.
The thing is Terry, for all of that sort of thing I am the King!
And don't you forget it!
If you look at my profile under interests you will see that Flirting is at the top of my list.
I am THE expert at exactly that.
So if you want any tips on how to be a flirty cheeky chappy Terry then you have come to the right place.
Please PM me, and I will help you out!
Cheers!
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11-10-2017, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Boozercruiser ->
This is not good enough Terry.
To fully judge what happened to you there, we need to know exactly what your cheeky statement was.
The thing is Terry, for all of that sort of thing I am the King!
And don't you forget it!
If you look at my profile under interests you will see that Flirting is at the top of my list.
I am THE expert at exactly that.
So if you want any tips on how to be a flirty cheeky chappy Terry then you have come to the right place.
Please PM me, and I will help you out!
Cheers!
She was trying to scan the barcode and then decided to manually enter it....she called a girl over and said to the girl "I've tried To enter it 3 times .......it just won't go in" I couldn't resist and said "I know how you feel "
 
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