Re: Timeless Knowledge that only blokes know.
We are deep thinkers, Rehab...we analyse everything before committing ourselves.
An example....I was in the pub last week when a guy I know asked me for a light.
I thought about and the conversation went a bit like this.
"Hey, Terry, have you got a light?"
I looked at him and replied "If I give you a light we'll start chatting"
"After a while you'll ask if I want a pint and 'd accept, feeling obliged I'd offer one back"
"This will go on all night until last orders"
"You'll suggest a curry and we'll eat and drink a few more at some point your wife will phone and an arguement" will ensue, you'll inform me that she's kicked you out, I'll then offer you my couch to sleep on"
"We go back to mine and get our heads down"
"In the morning I'll come down to find you having sex with my wife"
The guy then says "I won't Terry, Honest"
"I know you won't, you're not having a f*****g light"
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