my snake killed me ( metro news )

my snake killed me ( metro news ) 27.09.17

welcome to my death
by the end you will need a plaster
i'm on the floor down to last breath
but please don't blame my bushmaster.
the village will sober
internet forums are going to be hyper
absolutely stunning in my loft is my spitting cobra
but who ever finds me has to deal with my eyelash viper.
big-brother won't flood
no more knock outs like tyson
i am bleeding for my blood
very dear to me is this python.
thank you to the metro
your paper is a pure blinder
every weekday its better then my cobra de capello
kentish town tube ensures i sliver like a sidewinder.
the wrightstuff in me were buying
for me no better wishing
was going to leave them the flying
but to be ironic i dedicate the snake that's fishing.
going to end factually
cause of death and the term
it was none of the above actually
self suffocation by my own longnosed worm.

https://www.metro.news/pet-python-su...fe-fan/758469/ - this is what got me slivering and here i got all my names. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...by_common_name

Re: my snake killed me ( metro news )

Don't you come knocking at my door...

A Newcastle family has spent much of the day inside after a large brown snake took up residency at their front door.

Anita Johnson was inside her Stockton home with her two sons, aged 5 and 1, when she heard the snake banging at the door on Wednesday morning.




Then there was this little darling seeking entry:

Re: my snake killed me ( metro news )

Have to deal with snakes this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTl6Dclyz5s


Or like this:

https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/s...d&action=click

Re: my snake killed me ( metro news )

Most snake bites are to people trying to kill the snake. On average two people die each year from snake bites but I think I read that last year(or the year before??) there were something like five deaths.

The eastern brown snake is about second or third on the list of the world's most venomous snakes. Interestingly the most venomous is central Australia's Fierce Snake but there are no recorded fatalities (probably because not many people come in contact with it and those that do know to keep away)