15-01-2011, 09:51 PM
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How to win friends and influence people.....
Or rather; 'How to stretch the patience of your friends, and alienate others'!!!!Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Leave the photo-copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies!
Reply to everything someone says with; "That's what YOU think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbours upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Repeat everything someone says, as a question!
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that"? - "What?" - "Never mind, its gone now."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such the Archers theme or 'Sugar, Sugar'.
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Never break eye contact!
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
All the best,
Rainbow
16-01-2011, 04:04 PM
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Re: How to win friends and influence people.....
Originally Posted by dragon
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I think Rainbow is a gal after my own heart.
dragon, you can rely on me, even in the face of an on-coming aggressive Bear - I will be right behind you!
Rainbow
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