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27-07-2017, 11:10 PM
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brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news

brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news 27.07.17


just along from suburbia
lady's of all variety
a selection from italy france and serbia
are attracting lots of men in society.
everything is on the menu
never any discrimination
value for money at this venue
even for impotent is stimulation.
the place is spotless
no dirt or smell from the fisty
the oldest profession is harmless
ask the humble cleaner christy.
over pleasing is priority
providing every sexual fantasy
going under the radar from the authority
sex was trading better then ecstasy.
it went peek tong
ending in a fatality
all left leaving one and the thong
the buck stops with christy norman is the reality.
publicity is booming
my poem is no waffle
a good few visits with close up zooming
10 out of 10 i gave christy normans brothel.

https://www.metro.news/brothel-buste...punter/688222/
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28-07-2017, 12:45 AM
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Re: brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news

Yes oldfool. I still read your posts in rap fashion!

Do you speak to your wife poetically? Or do you do a bit of rap for her!

What? You gave the brothel 10/10 after someone died there?
You're generous!
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29-07-2017, 12:05 AM
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Re: brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news

its good to give artangel


as for speaking to my wife in a rap - well I am still looking for her - we play hide and seek allot lol


if she comes your way - send her bacl please
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29-07-2017, 07:57 AM
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Re: brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news

I worked in a shop above which was a well know "massage parlour"
One day the old lady who owned the building asked me if I could go upstairs as the girls had complained to her that the washing machine wasn't opening.
I asked her to go upstairs with me not because I was frightened of the girls but to make sure when I left she was with me incase I was seen coming out as my girlfriend at the time lived just round the corner.
Didn't see anything except a busty blonde who was in the kitchen where the washing machine was making tea.
I did work alone late one evening and of course it was quiet. All of a sudden heard this fast rhythmic thumping noise from upstairs. Didn't go on long so I suppose someone must have been hanging a picture or something
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29-07-2017, 08:33 AM
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Re: brothel busted - woman calls 999 - dying punter - metro news

The other day, someone told me that their friend sent their teenage son who had back pain to a local massage parlour.
When the masseur had finished she said to the boy, 'You want happy ending?' He didn't understand and went home and told his mother.
She went down to massage parlour and really laid into them!
 



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