At This Age, What Questions Do You Dread Being Asked?

These might be a few examples...

How old are you?
Do you still have sex?
Do you drink too much?
Are you scared of death?

Please add your dreaded questions ... Serious, or the funnier the better!

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How many, if any, of your own teeth do you have???

Please list all the medication you've been prescribed.

How many times during the night is your sleep disturbed by a need to urinate???

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I get quite narked when someone asks......cremation or burial? I'm not ready for either just yet thanks.

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What do you do with yourself now you're retired?

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Old people have a thing about talking about their bowels and constipation , they ask me do I "go" , then spend ages telling me about their bums !

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"Do you want a seat, lovey?" On the bus

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Want a quickie ?

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Are you ready for another go.??

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I'm not looking forward to the day someone asks me if I need help crossing the road

I think then I'll by myself a walking stick
Not to steady myself walking...
but to beat them over the head with it

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Rhian darlin' - already been there!!! - Shortly after my second hip replacement I was walking back from the shops (I live half way up a fairly steep hil). Was struggling and panting hard as I leaned on my walking stick. Got to the road crossing (traffic light controlled) and whilst waiting for the lights to change to enable me to proceed, was approached by a little old lady (a good 20 +years my senior) who asked if she could help me across the road. How embarrasing is that???