Seemingly Unanswerable Questions!!
Chuckle, just found these on line and thought I would share them with you.
QUESTIONS THAT DON’T SEEM TO HAVE AN ANSWER!
1. Can you cry underwater?
2. When you get to Heaven, are you stuck with the
clothes you were buried in, forever?
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3. Why does a round Pizza come in a square box?
4. What disease did a cured ham really have?
5. How did we put man on the moon before we put
wheels on luggage?
6. How come people say they slept like a baby, when a
baby wakes up every 2 hours?
7. Why do they say you are IN a movie, but you are ON TV?
8. Why do people pay to go up a high building,and then
put money in binoculars to see
What’s on the ground?
9. If Corn-oil is made from Corn, and Vegetable oil
made from Vegetables, what is
Baby-oil made from?
10. Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star share the same tune?
11. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
12. Why is it that if you blow in a dog’s face he gets
mad, yet when you take him for a car
Ride, he sticks his head out of the window?
13. Why do undertakers bolt a coffin closed, they’re not
likely to ever get out, and no-one
Is ever likely to break in?
Can you think of any seemingly unanswered questions?