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11-05-2017, 09:50 PM
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good evening to everyone on this forum. found it via google and looks a great place to chat and communicate. just a little warning if you are out and about - keep your phones well hidden - the latest craze is sneaking up on a moped and snatching it and ridding off.

shame on them all.

phone crime - camden 11.05.17

i will start vile
lets hope honesty is not bitter
before the snatch smile
my pal is video-ing to go on twitter.
we do have a epidemic
its fueled by excess
this crime requires no paramedic
wrong is wrong it gets no bless.
social media is vital
we all have this need
sorry if this is spiteful
a un-stealable phone is youtube s read.
stop broadcasting
use your phone for the least
call it a digital detox and fasting
the hypocrisy from me is the village beast.
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11-05-2017, 10:40 PM
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If that is rap it's crap, if it's poetry here's a quote,
“All poets write bad poetry. Bad poets publish them, good poets burn them.”
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11-05-2017, 11:34 PM
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I must admit I didn't really understand it - sorry.
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12-05-2017, 07:04 AM
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Poetry is very self indulgent, everyone thinks theirs is great even when it's unpunctuated, ungrammatical and totally nonsensical. On another forum there's some bloke who insists on all his posts being in verse and I don't even understand the titles -still, he obviously enjoys them so I just ignore his name and move on. Each to their own!
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12-05-2017, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by eccles ->
Poetry is very self indulgent, everyone thinks theirs is great even when it's unpunctuated, ungrammatical and totally nonsensical. On another forum there's some bloke who insists on all his posts being in verse and I don't even understand the titles -still, he obviously enjoys them so I just ignore his name and move on. Each to their own!
There used to be a character on one of my racing forums that did that, complete nutter in my opinion.
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12-05-2017, 10:19 AM
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PURWELL - what was the name - could have been ? I am like jenny from the block ?
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15-05-2017, 04:54 PM
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You know who you are, SOM ..........
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15-05-2017, 08:25 PM
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Now there's an idea! Posts that rhyme!
I'll endevour to try that when I have time!
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15-05-2017, 08:45 PM
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The only one I know is

There was a man from dardeeling
who got on a bus at Ealing
he read on the door
don't spit on the floor
so he went and spat on the ceiling
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25-05-2017, 11:53 AM
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I've got two legs
from my hips to the ground
and when I move them
they walk around
and when I lift them
they climb the stairs
and when I shave them
they ain't got hairs.
 
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