It wasn't me, honest Guv.

Hi

As far as lame excuses go, this one is hilarious.

A million litres of seized alcohol has disappeared from Police Stations in India.

Apparently it has all been drunk by rats.

http://gulfnews.com/news/asia/india/...lice-1.2021930

Re: It wasn't me, honest Guv.

Yes, I expect it has Swims. They are quite common in towns and cities every Friday night.

Re: It wasn't me, honest Guv.

Drunken rats, whatever next

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Well it makes a change from Indians blaming the British for everything that goes wrong there!

When I have challenged Indian people, about the treatment of their street children, or their lack of concern about women being sexually harassed, they always inform me that they were taught these ways by the British forces when they were in India.
I am afraid I have little respect for Indian justice, they have had 70 years to change anything they didn't like about the British ways!

Re: It wasn't me, honest Guv.

I believe them

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Rat arsed

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error.

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How do the rats get the tops off the bottles?!!

I have just read they use their razor sharp teeth! I bet a lot of rats have just gums left now!

Re: It wasn't me, honest Guv.

They are quite intelligent animals equal to the IQ of a five year old .

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They get the wife to do it for them.