Rip Van Winkle

If like old Rip Van Winkle you fell asleep and woke up in 2100 what would be the first thing you decided to do? I think mine would be to check my bank details lol!!

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Go for a pee, then go find something to eat!!!

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I would look out the window to see if it was winter, spring, autumn or summer, wonder where I was as the garden looked like a jungle outside.

I would then pick my long hair up off the floor, ring my hairdresser to get it cut.... and wonder why no-one answered.

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I didn't know Van Winkle had died.

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Too easy. The first thing I'd do would be to open my eyes to have a look around.

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Hi

Wake up, look out the window.

If I see any EU Flags flying I would go back to sleep.

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I see your on the ball very observant.

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Turn over and see if I could snatch another hour.....

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2100?, so that's about eighty years..... I would probably get down to Argos and see if my parcel is ready for collection yet.

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See if the Tories are still in government and still doing a stirling job, if so I'd log onto OFF to see if UJ was still posting "nasty party" threads.