You Know You're Getting Old When

Instead of saying "Can you lend me a tenner?"
You say, "Can you lend me a Tena?"

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You had better prepare for a bashing from the ladies.

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Cheeky monkey Pie Man, you go and get on with your pie making and let us poor ladies be - at lease we don't grow hairy ears and noses!

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Ha ha, it wasn't aimed at just ladies, there are also versions for men as I found out when my daughters thought it would be a good prank to order me free samples.

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Please do not mention my ex-girlfriends on the forum. Rule1.

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That's what I like to see, a man who back-tracks and quickly realises the error of his ways.
Just send me a pie for tea please, and all will be forgiven.

Dongle, don't you start as well. I can see you are being led astray here.

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I am easily led Mups.

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Well you stay with me, at least I shall lead you the right way.

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Ok, you can hook me up with one of those baby harness thingies.

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OK. And I've even oiled the wheels on your little bike for you, so you can go out to play if you behave.