Do you have a humorous confession?

As a young pup I was thrown off an anger management course.....for losing my temper.

Any confessions?

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Hi

I once went on a training Course to become a Gigolo.

Passed the theory with 100%.

Failed the Practical.

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I once took a phone call at work from Jeremy Paxman and though it was a joke call and gave an inappropriate response he was very good about it and understood.

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I once managed to get a customer's bra caught on the bottom of my coat. I only realised it as I was taking it off after walking along the High Street to buy a sandwich.

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So, you were wearing a customer's bra which caught on the bottom of your coat as you took your coat off?

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I did get picked up by the law. It was the early hours of April 1st. I think I posted about a long while back.

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I'm not confessing everything.

It was particularly messy because the owners were splitting up and she was leaving so had clothes strewn everywhere. I hung my coat on the stair newel and collected the bra as I scooped it up. Well that's my version anyway.

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I fell asleep during a Weight Watchers Pep Talk. In itself, that wasn't too bad, but I snored loudly.

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Haha......was it that boring, Robert.

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I can fall asleep just about any where and often do.

.......even at the dentist where the first time they thort me had snuffed it