Great truths about growing old

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.

4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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Lol AB!

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Number 3. is really funny isn't it? Thanks AB.

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Love them, AB, especially the first and fourth especially!

Keep them coming - they do cheer me up!

Thanks for sharing.

Take care.

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.... brilliant AB!

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Re No.3, the only thing I can think of after falling down is sleep, what else could I do on the ground at my age.

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Brilliant!! Where DO you get them? Keep them coming; I may "borrow" one for a signature change.