02-02-2017, 10:40 PM
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Can't
I was thinking how nice it would be to see the sun again, to sit out on the patio and soak us some rays...then I thought maybe not..because of the cants.....You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being lectured about Global Warming. (My neighbour, he's a bloody expert
)You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being moved on by some local council jobsworth from environmental health armed with a £50 fixed penalty notice.
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being told to wear Factor 1,000 in case you burn.
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being harangued because it offends Islam, is it because I am a bit porky?
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being suspected of child abuse. Unless you are a priest.
There are too many cants around, I blame the guvvermunt..
02-02-2017, 10:52 PM
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Re: Can't
The one thing you can say about Jez and Diane is that they are reliable. You can guarantee they will make a cock up..oops...(sorry Diane) ...a faux pas eveytime time someone puts a camera or mic in front of them, in these dark days we need the clowns to make us smile.
02-02-2017, 11:17 PM
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Re: Can't
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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The one thing you can say about Jez and Diane is that they are reliable. You can guarantee they will make a cock up..oops...(sorry Diane) ...a faux pas eveytime time someone puts a camera or mic in front of them, in these dark days we need the clowns to make us smile.
02-02-2017, 11:23 PM
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Re: Can't
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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I was thinking how nice it would be to see the sun again, to sit out on the patio and soak us some rays...then I thought maybe not..because of the cants.....You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being lectured about Global Warming. (My neighbour, he's a bloody expert
)You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being moved on by some local council jobsworth from environmental health armed with a £50 fixed penalty notice.
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being told to wear Factor 1,000 in case you burn.
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being harangued because it offends Islam, is it because I am a bit porky?
You can't lie in the sun in your garden or the park or at the beach without being suspected of child abuse, especially if you are a priest.
There are too many cants around, I blame the guvvermunt..
Fixed that for you
...doffs hat and shuffles away...
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