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01-02-2017, 08:26 PM
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Amusing

Was with the family for the weekend , looking through the G/S"s work and came across this .
It tickled me.
Mrs Cox has a fox
nesting in her curly locks
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Mr Spratt"s tabby cat
sleeps beneath his bobble hat
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Miss Cahoots has various newts
swimming in her zip up boots.
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Mr Spry has Fred his fly
eating food stains from his tie.
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Mrs Goat shows off her stoat
round the collar of her coat.
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Mr Spare"s got grizzley bears
hiding in his spacious flares.

And...
Mrs Vickers has a stick insect called "Stickers"
...but no one"s ever seen where she keeps it.


Amused me anyway.
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01-02-2017, 08:32 PM
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Re: Amusing

You can't beat G & S for humour !
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01-02-2017, 08:35 PM
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Re: Amusing

Birdy, Birdy,
In the sky,
What are you doing
In my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels like soup,
Oh My God,
Its Birdy poop.

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01-02-2017, 08:40 PM
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Re: Amusing

Originally Posted by Omah ->
Birdy, Birdy,
In the sky,
What are you doing
In my eye,
It tastes like sugar,
It feels like soup,
Oh My God,
Its Birdy poop.

You are a wag Omah.
 



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