29-01-2017, 01:35 PM
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A Classic Womans Fairy Tale.
Cinderellais now 95 years old.
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.
One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the fairy
godmother.
Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"?
The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some
thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first wish:
"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor.
I'm living hand to mouth on my disability cheques, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension.
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold.
Cinderella said,
"Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother"
The fairy godmother replied,
"It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"
Cinderella looked
down at her frail body, and said,
"I wish I were young and full of
the beauty and youth I once had."
At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside her that had been dormant for years.
And then the fairy godmother spoke once more:
"You have one more wish; what shall it be?"
Cinderella
looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man."
Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.
The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations,
Cinderella, enjoy your new life."
With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity,
the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.
For a few eerie moments,
Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes.
Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen.
Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young
muscular arms.
He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with
his warm breath as he whispered...
"Bet you're sorry now that you
cut my nuts off"
29-01-2017, 02:35 PM
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Re: A Classic Womans Fairy Tale.
Believe it or not Mups I am sitting here reading very old e.mails from about 10yrs ago of friends that have passed and remembering all the laughs I had with them and a few of the jokes that we sent to each other in the day.Its my way of dealing with losing friends.
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and bleeding.
The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: "It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions?"
Essex Girl: "OK"
Medic: "What's your name?"
Essex Girl: "Sharon."
Medic: "OK Sharon, is this your car?"
Sharon: "Yes."
Medic: "Where are you bleeding from?"
Sharon: "Romford, mate."
An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her,
"Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"
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