If your dog/cat could speak

If your dog or cat was able to say a few words just once what would they be?

My Border Collie - Got anything to eat?

My Staffie Cross - Give us a cuddle

My Saluki - What was that?

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Rocky would say Fooooooooooooooooooooooood please

Cheetah would say GOTCHA!

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Mine would say
"leave it to me, you worry to much"
"I'm still hungry"
"can I go with you"
"I'll share yours and keep mine"

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If Loki could speak .... ah wantae play wi' ma ball

PJ shouts Rose

And Soochie - well you name and she says it - swears as well in my Glasgow accent!!

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Hatti would say 'enjoyed my walk, now feed me!'

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Cassie would say - "more food please!" or "don't disturb me!"

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Leia would echo that: where's the food, is that all?, time for a nap!

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If one of the myriad cats or dogs we owned over the years had spoken we would have cashed in big time.

The only animal which did earn us a bit of dosh was a cat which appeared on 'You've Been Framed' in the early 90s! It was invited onto the show with me, the creature had its own dressingroom, which I thought hilarious.

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Funnily enough I was thinking about this at 06.00hrs this morning.

I thought-`Cleo if you could speak we would have an arguement because I am staying here for at least another hour-you just have to wait to be fed`

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Dizzy would say 'What me? No, I didn't do it!'