27-01-2017, 09:40 PM
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Rules for Men by Women!
How come men have a rule book and women don't!I think I will start one right now, Can you sisters think of any more?
Men, when you go to the bathroom to use the loo, we are used to your ungentlemanly way of not putting the seat down after use, but...... A. If we are waiting to go after you, don't ruddy well wash your hands and flush the loo as you walk out, thus making us wait whilst the cistern fills up again for us to flush!!!
B. Learn to clean in and around the toilet. After all, it's you that always misses!!
27-01-2017, 09:47 PM
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Re: Rules for Men by Women!
Originally Posted by shropshiregirl
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Men, when you go to the bathroom to use the loo, we are used to your ungentlemanly way of not putting the seat down after use
27-01-2017, 10:09 PM
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Re: Rules for Men by Women!
You should put down the seat and the lid, cos when you flush the germs fly out all around the room!Also if you wash your hands then flush you need to wash your hands again because men touch things when they "go" and then touch the flush handle etc. So: seat down, lid down, flush, wash hands, then wipe flush handle with antibac wipe and taps and door handle, then wash hands again and repeat...
27-01-2017, 10:10 PM
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Re: Rules for Men by Women!
Listen you ignorant males,
It is well known that it is always good etiquette and manners to have the toilet seat down at all times. Besides, it is well known that it is very unhygienic to have the toilet seat up as germs can contaminate things like toothbrushes if they are within 2 feet of the toilet!!Oh, and whilst on the subject, why don't you men ever close
the bathroom door properly when you go to the loo for a pee? You should close it and lock it!
And when you go to do "the business" why do you think it is okay for the whole world and his neighbour to hear your potty sounds. If we women can be silent, why can't you lot?
Oh, and how come you men don't even know how to press the air freshener?
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