Re: I'm a fugutive.....wanted by the FBI.
Originally Posted by
Pumicestone
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No,no,no, Megs.
The fine is perfectly legitimate.
We charge Poms for
thinking that they
might one day come here and
could then park illegally.
It just saves a lot of time and trouble later.
Actually, I have been appointed as the
National Commissioner for the Collection of Foreign Potential Parking Fines
I will send you my personal Email address via PM so you can attend to this matter immediately on your son's behalf.
Hi
Strange that Pummy, as I have I have just been appointed Commissioner for Major Unpaid Penalty Services.
AKA MUPS.
We take Mups very seriously here, and anyone who upsets the system is liable to intense scrutiny.
We avidly defend our Mups and anyone from Foreign Climes will be screened if they arrive in the UK.
This is normally carried out by a team of highly trained sniffer dogs, we use Bedlingtons for this, we have 5 of them with a very experienced handler.
Anyone arriving at a UK Airport will be screened by this very effective team and should any of the dogs Alert, the person concerned is subjected to some very intrusive body cavity services.