10-01-2017, 01:54 PM
1
999...Hello, which emergency servic? police please.
"Hello, Greater Manchester Police""Yes, hello.....I've had my car stolen"
"Do you have the index number"?
"Yes, its #### ###"
"Where and when did you last see your car"
"This morning in town"
"One minute, sir"
Silent pause
"Sir, your car is safe and sound......it was towed at our request"
What a git.
im now on one of these things they call a......bus"
surely my day cant get any worse.
10-01-2017, 02:15 PM
3
Re: 999...Hello, which emergency servic? police please.
Originally Posted by Tpin
->
"Hello, Greater Manchester Police""Yes, hello.....I've had my car stolen"
"Do you have the index number"?
"Yes, its #### ###"
"Where and when did you last see your car"
"This morning in town"
"One minute, sir"
Silent pause
"Sir, your car is safe and sound......it was towed at our request"
What a git.
im now on one of these things they call a......bus"
surely my day cant get any worse.
Serves you right for illegally parking it!!!
10-01-2017, 02:25 PM
6
Re: 999...Hello, which emergency servic? police please.
Originally Posted by Tpin
->
Well Mr UJ....once again you jump to conclusions.it wasnt illegally parked.
It must have been, otherwise the Police wouldn't have towed it!!! There's likely to be a £60.00 fine plus the cost of storage of the car until you collect it.
10-01-2017, 02:27 PM
7
Re: 999...Hello, which emergency servic? police please.
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe
->
It must have been, otherwise the Police wouldn't have towed it!!! There's likely to be a £60.00 fine plus the cost of storage of the car until you collect it.
10-01-2017, 02:42 PM
9
Re: 999...Hello, which emergency servic? police please.
I have had the same conversation years ago when my car was towed for being a few minutes over on a meter.After a lot of form filling and discussion at the local plod station, he asked if anyone had seen anyone take it.
'Yes one of you lot' I replied.
|
|
