Old friend

A man is walking down the street when he sees an old friend from school whom he hadn't seen for years, after chatting for a bit the man asks his old friend " I hope you don't mind me asking but I noticed your false leg, I've got to ask what on earth happened?", "well, " said his friend, " I was on holiday in oz when the bloody dog jumped in the river and I had to go in and get him out, when a croc took my leg off",
" that's awful" said the man, but I noticed your hand is missing and you have a hook in it's place, what happened there?"
" in oz the following year and the bloody stupid dog jumped in the river and I had to go in again to get him out, when another croc took my hand off"said his friend
" that's awful" said the man," but I've also noticed your glass eye, surely not the croc again?
" nah" said his friend,a seagull shit in my eye just after I'd had the hook fitted"!!

Re: Old friend

Very funny