chatup lines men say, women get

"Excuse me but I am a stranger around here, Can you please direct me back to your place".

Or

" You must be really exhausted as you keep running through my mind".



What chatup line have the men on here used, and what chatup lines have the ladies on here had.

Should be interesting!!!!

Re: chatup lines men say, women get

I must be honest and admit that I do not possess any chat-up lines.

Fortunately, none were needed as my wife virtually fell over herself in chatting me up.

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"What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?"
"I think I know you, but if not I would love to get to know you".
And the classic...."Can I buy you a drink?"

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Wow! Until I saw you I thought I was good looking.

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" if I said you had a beautiful body.......... Would you take all your clothes off and show me?"

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" Ya wanna dance ? "

I'm told that dumb broads fall for it every time .....

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I’m so long with the one bird Bazza that I only had one chat line ever “Would you like half my toffee bar?” I think I was ten at the time and she lived on the same street, it obviously worked, I ended up giving her me wages for the rest of me life. But she’s worth every penny.

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I think the traditional version is:

"If I said you had a beautiful body...... would you hold it against me?"

Re: chatup lines men say, women get

So what was her opening chatup line to you?

Re: chatup lines men say, women get

Its my chat up line.. and I'll say it how I want