I will not let terrorism alter my shopping habits.

Off to the Trafford Centre tomorrow.

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I didn't realise the January Sales had started Tpin ... that sawn off drain pipe on the left would go nice with my black leather boots and furry parka.
Pick us one up will you and whatever it fires or can I load it with brussel sprouts?

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Mort, you have this bit of drain pipe if you want? It might not go with your furry parka, but it would nice in your front garden with some fairy lights on it for Christmas.

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Hmm ... it kind of appeals to me for some strange reason but I wouldn't fancy getting my rubber gloves on and clearing it out when it got clogged up with leaves.

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I've just noticed he's a lefthander. I feel these little details are important.

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You've got a point there Mort. You would only get yourself talked about by the neighbours.

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Doubt it .. my neighbours are weirder than me, hard to believe I know, but true.

After further studying it looks a little a toilet cistern but I can't see any ballcock. Clearly gravity fed too looking at the droop.

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It's modelled on Michael Jackson......I recognise the glove.


oooops...it cant be.....It's black.

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But there is more than a passing resemblance ... look at the face ... so full of character after all those cosmetic procedures.

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I really couldn't tell you Mort, Tpin might know, he might have one the same for all we know - a drainpipe that is.

It would certainly be a talking point with passers by!