Vacation swimwear.

While shopping for vacation clothes, a woman and her husband passed a display of bathing suits.
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since she had even considered buying a bathing suit,
so she sought her husband's advice. 'What do you think?' she asked. 'Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?'
'Better get a bikini,' he replied. 'You'd never get it all in one.' He's still in intensive care.