01-09-2009, 07:42 PM
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Cutting Remarks
Here's one or two for you, they're great in an argument with someone.The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it,
I'll memorise your name then throw my head away,
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception,
She got her looks from her father, . . he's a plastic surgeon,
What's on your mind ? . . if you'll forgive the overstatement,
You're the kind of person who lights up a room by leaving it.
01-09-2009, 09:43 PM
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Re: Cutting Remarks
One of my neighbours was telling me she had bumped into someone she hadn't seen for some time. This person said to her 'you've put weight on-you're quite fat now' and my neighbours reply was 'I might have put weight on but I can do something about-your ugly and there's nothing you can do about that'.............don't think they were the best of friends.............01-09-2009, 09:53 PM
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Re: Cutting Remarks
As you seem to like them here's a few more.
You have the brain of a four year old and I bet he was glad to get rid of it,
Help prevent air pollution, . . stop talking,
You keep opening things by mistake, . . mostly your mouth,
Please shut your mouth so I can see the rest of your face,
If your IQ was any lower you'd trip over it,
You must have a sixth sense, . . there's no sign of the other five.
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