you know what you are getting then...
24-11-2016, 11:37 AM
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Re: Arrival
Once upon a time a large chimney appeared on the North Yorkshire Moors, at the top of the chimney lived a family of Octopus's (Octopy?) The American Army in their 'Save the world mode' surrounded the chimney and before they bombed the hell out of it decided to find someone who could go up inside the chimney and learn to speak Octopus.How am I doing so far Doc?
They managed to find a young lady who could speak fluent Inuit, good enough they thought but we need a chap to go with her who knows a bit about science. Most of the scientists were old ugly bald headed blokes and looked like Albert Einstein so they were no good, so they found a young handsome chap, he didn't know much about science, but for all the ladies out there he was good on the eye..(Eye Candy?)
Anyway, the Octopus's squirted ink all over the place and the young lady took photographs while the young man collected all the worlds largest computers together and they interpreted what the Octopus's were trying to say.....
Basically, they were saying was that the young man and the young lady should get married and have children.....And they all lived happily ever after....
Did I miss anything out Doc?......You were right Doc, what a waste of money!
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