Employment

Given our limited knowledge of folks on here, would you give any of the presumed personas a job?

Re: Employment

Yes definitely Paul no names of course ...
...maybe yourself but I would have to think hard about that one

Re: Employment

No I would not.

Re: Employment

I'd happily employ many of them not sure they'd all want to clean offices though

Re: Employment

Yes, some I would employ, I´d want to see some excellent references first though.

Re: Employment

Yep, one with muscles!
I couldn't get out of bed this morning because my arms hurt too much, I'd like a strong pair of arms to help me get to the loo!
Don't think I'll get any applicants though!

Re: Employment

I would employ some one to go to my place of work for me so that I can stay in bed until the summer.

Would be much appreciated.

Re: Employment

Oh yes, definitely some I would ....as long as they don't expect any wages

Re: Employment

Oh if I didn't have to pay them there are a few more I'd offer a job to, they could clean the bin areas and loos

Re: Employment

Yes of course.......The following jobs have been allocated.....I apologise to those I have not included, and to those who wish they had been....

Pumicestone - CEO
Realist - Health and Safety
JBR - Staff Training
Meg & Mags - Human Resources
Twink - Customer Liason
Mart - Advertising
Julie - Head Housekeeper
Clumsy - European Sales Director
Malcolm - Finance and Motor Pool
May - Union Rep
Morticia - PR
Muddy - Logistics
Deb W - Staff Health & Fitness
Pats - Nurse
Tpin - Building Design & Development
Emjay - Transport
Doctor - Land Management
Longdogs - Entertainment
Cheshire Cat - Archivist
Boozercruiser - Events Manager
Barry - Project Manager
Docholiday - Office Manager, Malta Branch
Aysa - Supervisor
Mr Ploppy - Electrical Maintenance
Bruce - Statistics
Floydy - Security..
Silver Tabby - Navigation
Pesta - Think Tank and Development of Ideas
Azure - Artistic Design

This list is by no means complete.......Any Ideas?