Physical therapist

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball flew towards a foursome playing the next hole, where it hit one of the men.

The man immediately clutched his hands together over his groin and fell to the floor, rolling around in agony.

The woman rushed over to apologise. "Plese allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could alleviate your pain, if you'd allow me", she told him.

He was reluctant at first, butnthe pain was so bad that eventually he agreed. Gently she moved his hands from his groin, loosened his trousers, and put her hands inside.

For several minutes she gently massaged the area, then asked "how is that feeling?"

He replied "it feels great. But I still think my thumb's broken".