Pensions

The us military decided it had too many generals, so decided to ask for early retirement, anyone who came forward would get a full pension plus an extra 10,000 dollars between two measured points on that persons body, the first, an air force general came forward and asked to be measured from the tip of his toes to the top of his head, 6 feet , he walked away with 750,000 dollars, the next, an army general, asked to be measured from the tip of his toes to his outstretched hands, 8feet, his cheque was 950,000 dollars, by this Time an old grizzled marine general was tipped off by the air force general, so he asked to be measured from the tip of his penis to the tip of his testicles, " OK ", said the official, "but I'll have to get the mo to do it", the medical officer came and asked him to drop his pants, " good grief, where's your testicles" exclaimed the mo ,
"Vietnam" replied the general.