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07-10-2016, 07:48 AM
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A Glass of Wine

A glass of wine





To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine





and those who don't and are always





seen with a bottle of water in their hand:





As Ben Franklin said:





In wine there is wisdom,





In beer there is freedom,





In water there is bacteria.





In a number of carefully controlled trials,





scientists have demonstrated that if we drink





1 liter of water each day,





at the end of the year we would have absorbed





more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - bacteria





found in feces.





In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually..





However,





We do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer





(or rum, whiskey or other liquor)





because alcohol has to go through a purification process





of boiling, filtering and fermenting.





Remember:





Water = Poop,





Wine = Health





Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,





than to drink water and be full of Shit .





There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:





I'm doing it as a public service
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07-10-2016, 05:39 PM
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Re: A Glass of Wine

They're very big gaps UJ!
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07-10-2016, 08:40 PM
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Re: A Glass of Wine

UJ is correct, also fish pee and poo in water.
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16-10-2016, 05:46 PM
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Re: A Glass of Wine

One glass is NEVER enough!

I was trying to squeeze the original post together, But I'm all out of squeezing today.

Is this the right place to start silly threads?
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29-01-2017, 05:30 PM
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Re: A Glass of Wine

that was brilliant I just joined yesterday haven't laughed in years so far between you and Longfellow, I am about to wet myself. thanks guys I almost forgot how to laugh. sad but true
 



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