You Are Going To Prison For Five Years.....

Who would you like to share a cell with?
You are allowed visitors, so what would you like them to bring for you?

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Cellmate
Charles Bronson(the prisoner)for protection.

Visitors
Sir Ranulph Fiennes for the interesting chats.
Fender. To send me to sleep with his boring chat.
Kristen Johnnson. Escape artist....for obvious reasons.

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I'll have a think about that and get back to you.

What is your own answer Art?

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Malcolm

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Can I go into solitary but take my knitting with me ? Peace and quiet would be nice.

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The opposite sex not allowed - sex might rear it's ugly head.

I suppose you could have him as a visitor though.

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I hadn't thought of that! Carol.
Perhaps, he could bring me a file in a cake or buy a helicopter and 'spring' me out of the prison!

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Or he could dress as a woman.

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Harry Houdini

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That would be nice. I am packing my bag as I type.
Well I am also a Malcolm.