From the mouth of babes

Teacher: "Johnny, what does the chubby chicken give you?"

Johnny: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the porky pig give you?"

Johnny: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Johnny: "Homework!"

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The thread reminded me of this story
When our eldest was a toddler he was at my parents' for the day.
Their neighbour at the back, Mr. Pearce (who was actually a lovely man) had recently asked my parents if he could cut off the branches of their beautiful cherry blossom tree that were overhanging his garden. My parents had agreed but were later upset to see that he had hacked it beyond saving. My mum had loved that tree and although upset, she nor my dad said anything to their neighbour.
On this particular day Daniel was playing out in the garden with my parents and every so often would catch sight of Mr. Pearce pottering around in his garden. Daniel would point and shout "Mr.Piss! Mr.Piss!"
Instead of correcting him my parents just nodded quietly!

I think at that particular time it satisfied a devilish need in them!!!