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25-07-2016, 01:45 PM
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The Ultimate remote.

Just imagine if you had in your possession a remote control that could pause time for everyone but yourself. So for instance, you could pause, nip into a building society for some free cash, do all your food shopping for free and if you were to see Jennifer Aniston in the queue, you could give her a gentle ...spanking.

Imagine what fun you could have with your horrible boss, turning him/her around and making them go in and out of the same door all day long. Or the traffic warden that gave you a parking ticket, left standing in the road with his pants around his ankles.

What would you do?
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25-07-2016, 01:55 PM
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Re: The Ultimate remote.

Longy, l think you would then need a remote to stop all the riots that would follow!!

I think l would like one to stop time and l never died!
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25-07-2016, 01:57 PM
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Re: The Ultimate remote.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Longy, l think you would then need a remote to stop all the riots that would follow!!

I think l would like one to stop time and l never died!
There would only be one of these and you would have it.
After pushing play no one would have seen you.
 



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