Cheeky Toe-Rag

On my way home from Yoga today, I stopped at a large supermarket in the next town.

Whilst browsing intently along a shelf, a large (rather handsome) gentleman trod on me!
He immediately apologised profusely, saying - "I'm so sorry, I didn't see you down there!" And grinned. Cheeky Toe-Rag!

I must confess it made me laugh as well though.
Gawd, know I'm small, but I aint flippin' invisible, clumsy great lump.

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Oh I don't know. Surely it had possibilities for some witty comeback ... depending on which part of his anatomy you found in your direct line of sight.

How small are you Mups? Knee high? A bit higher?

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I don't think I came much above his waist Morti.

Me Dad used to say 'knee high to a grasshopper.'

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perhaps he was "Breaking the Ice" so to speak Mups, had spotted you from afar and was keen to get to know you . Just sayin".
They reckon Supermarkets are a great way to get to know opposite sex.

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Hi

Mups, you may be small, but you are very dangerous.

The little ones, my pretend grandchildren are here at the moment.

Major rows with Mum and Dad.

They have seen the photo of your Bedlington sitting at the table.

Totally entranced.

Big Rows with Mum and Dad about having a dog.

Mum and Dad have pointed out it would not be fair, they both work and Nadia and Jacob are at school all day.

Jacob has just had his eighth Birhtday, he is Autistic, hardly spoke

Now you cannot shut him up about the dog.

Nadia has her sixth Birthday coming up soon.

Mum and Dad are working today, so they are both here after school.

Rebellion is in the air.

Jadek, you do not work, you can have a dog like Mups has.

We can come everyday and feed it and take it for a walk.

Nadi has asked everyone for money for her Birthday to buy one.

Both of them have asked everyone for money for Christmas to buy the dog and the basket etc.

I rather think that I am on a loser for this one.

The change in Jacob, nickname Kuba is stunning.

His teachers have remarked on it, he is no longer silent, he talks non stop about the dog, and writes as well.

Bedlington here I come.

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I don't know what to say for a change, Swimmy - I'm amazed.

Go into my albums and see if Jacob would like the picture of my older Beddie in her festive hat. That might amuse him too.

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Small women with flat top hair cuts are great. Somewhere to put your pint.

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This is so wierd.
I was just about to type the same thing.
My other option is a no-go in this innuendo smut free paradise.

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Try to keep it this way Terry....I am enjoying reading your intelligent and witty posts of late

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I can't guarantee that, though there has been a few that have slipped under your radar........I've just upped my hidden intellect.