Golden Years of age

If you remember when TV
Used to be black and white
You find you’re getting broader
But your shrinking in your height

If before you go to bed
Your teeth go in a jar
And you forget what your doing
Before you’ve gone too far

If your bladder gets you up
In the middle of the night
You get up in the morning
And you look an awful sight

If you’re not breaking hearts
You’re breaking wind instead
When you’d sooner stay at home
And watch TV in bed

Then my friend I say to you
You’ve finally reached the stage
That is what is called
The 'Golden years of age'

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Love it, AB, that is really good and so true!!

Many thanks for sharing - noo ah'm auld an' gettin' frail ah'm like a dug withoot a tail

Take care

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Lol good one AB!

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First bit OK AB, but the rest I am definitely scared of and will be fighting hard every day to resist the slippery slope.

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Good one, love it! A nice laugh to start the day.

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I refuse to go out gracefully,my teeth are mostly my own and although alcohol has turned my liver and brain to mush I keep on rocking.

The golden years?-I say to this drop dead gorgeous OAP-could you shake my zimmer?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpIRKQfn24&feature=fvw

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And the music never stops

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfiB1UXjN90

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Yehaaaa OG - keep on strutting with that ol' zimmer, but don't let go.

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And let us not quite so young remember it was over 40 years now that science fiction became a reality-man landed on the moon in 1969.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5_0iZQ-TuA

My musical tastes were always a bit out of kilter with the usual `disco` stuff

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Good one......none of it applicable yet!