confused lady

"WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!"


The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Madam", said the newspaper employee, "today is Saturday.


The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY".


There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter,


..."Well that explains why no one was at church either."

Re: confused lady

Lol...funny but true..I never know what day it is either until I open up My laptop..but I don't get a newspaper delivered,nor do I go to Church..so I'll be ok

Re: confused lady

Re: confused lady

very funny,"What day is it " is something I ask often .

Re: confused lady

One evening after work I was visiting my late Mum and Dad, as I walked in I was bombarded with questions. "Don't they show Coronation Street on a Monday night anymore?" I explained that it was in fact Tuesday. "Oh" said my Mum "I wondered why the market was closed when we went to town this morning"......Bless!