Do you have a secret stash?
Come on! Be honest. Do you have a secret place for chocolate, crisps, biscuits or cakes that no one else knows about?
Mine is on top of a kitchen cupboard because I am just a little bit taller than my wife. That's where I keep my waggon Wheels. sometimes they get pushed right to the back and I have to quietly get the step ladder out.
Warning: If there is any chance that your wife, husband or partner could read your reply, your hiding place could be compromised.