Dear agony aunt

There is this woman who serves at the tobacco counter. She is gorgeous and funny. I think we are forming a bond. But I am trying to give up smoking. What should I do?

Re: Dear agony aunt

I would suggest that you fake a severe coughing fit so she has to come round to assist you, bringing a drink. You could then tell her that you so want to give up smoking, but you would then miss your little chats over the tobacco counter.
If she is interested she may say " we could always have a coffee together on my break"

Re: Dear agony aunt

Stephan you could buy lots of matches and sell them off in bulk on Ebay..

Or buy roll up papers and use them as mini loo rolls perhaps unless someone has a better suggestion for their use ....

Re: Dear agony aunt

Well a bit of levity never did any harm in the troubled times.

Re: Dear agony aunt

Ask her for a good shag.

To go with some papers and filters.

She'll admire a man who knows his tobacco.

Re: Dear agony aunt

Hi

Simples, keep buying the fags and then sell them to me at half price.

Re: Dear agony aunt

I was joking you know. But we do chat if there are no other customers,she also sells lottery tickets. Give up the cigars and take a lucky dip?

Re: Dear agony aunt

Stick with the smokes OG, you can get gorgeous and funny on the telly anytime.

Re: Dear agony aunt

I was joking but she is about 40? has two kids and it seems no partner. I look at her and think there but for fortune?.You are attractive and funny-not my place to ask about your life but I do wonder.

Re: Dear agony aunt

A casual comment like " Are you having fun with the kids at the weekend" may expand the conversation. If you wonder that means you want to know more, and she may want to chat.