20-06-2016, 04:50 PM
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Don't sneeze
I didn't tell you this morning because I was ashamed of myself. But I shall tell you now about something that happened which was quite revolting. . .There I was this morning, eating my porridge and reading some posts on here, when I felt a sudden sneeze coming on.
I quickly put my bowl down, tried to swallow quick, and fumbled in my pocket for a tissue, but - too late
One almighty sneeze, and my bloomin' porridge shot all over my keyboard, my desk top, my mouse and even up the screen.
How disgusting is that! I couldn't help it, honest, it was over in seconds.
Revolting person that I am, I excelled myself today.
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