Judgement

A man arrives at the gates of heaven, st peter says to him " now we've been looking over your life and we can't see anything that you have done that stands out, we really don't know what to do with you, can you tell us of anything remarkable you have done"?, the man replies " well once I was out driving when I saw a man being harassed by a group of thugs, I stopped my car and got my baseball bat, out of the boot and went over to them, the leader was a big ugly looking brute with a ring through his nose, well I tore out his nosering and proceeded to tell them exactly what I thought of them," "well said st peter , that is remarkable, when did this happen?" "Oh" said the man "about three minutes ago"