Anyone want to help me celebrate?

I have just received a notice via e-mail informing I have won $100,000,000 US in an Australian Lottery ,all they need is my bank account numbers to transfer my winnings, with no fees for International transfer; ain't that special. Now as soon as I have the 100,000,000 in my account I am inviting everybody to a party . Flights and accommodations are on me, all you have to bring is yourself.................

Re: Anyone want to help me celebrate?

Spend it wisely. Even if it's in your head

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The most enjoyable part of that must be binning it!

Ah well .... it's nice to dream

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I need to fink about that one Goldie.

But talk about money so near, and yet so far, like on another star and I must tell me Ma.
And I am a poet, but I didn't know it!

Re: Anyone want to help me celebrate?

Sorry senile, I've stopped celebrating with senile people ever since I became senile. Anyway, I usually win one of those lotteries every second day and that's without participating. Can't wait for tomorrow's winnings.

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The ones I get they ask me to send the clearance fee. When I return the needed paper work, I ask them to deduct the fee from the amount, as I am a bit short of cash at present.