The blonde and the lord

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the subject, and finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."


Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino, and began to cut yet another hole. Again from the heavens the voice bellowed,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."


The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice. She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut a hole.


The voice came once more,


"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."



She stopped, looked skyward, and said,


"IS THAT YOU LORD?" ???


The voice replied,








"No, this is the manager of the hockey rink!!"

Re: The blonde and the lord

a Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde were being chased by the police and hid in a barn. The Brunette hid with the pigs, the Redhead hid with the horses and the Blonde hid behind a mound of potatoes.
The police came into the barn searching for them and one of them shone their light towards where the Brunette was hiding with the pigs. Oink, Oink, she spluttered and the police moved on towards where the Redhead was hiding in amongst the horses. As they again shone their light towards where she was she spluttered Neigh, Neigh, - and the police moved on towards the mound of potatoes.
The Blonde spluttered Potato, Potato.

Re: The blonde and the lord

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell cos stupid has probably got a grenade in her mouth.