Roy at the doctors.

Roy, the gay chappy, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, “Roy , I'm not going to beat around the bush. You have AIDS.”
Roy is devastated. “Doc, what can I do?”

The doctor says, “Eat 1 curry sausage, 1 head of Cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno Peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box Of All Bran, And top it off with a litre of prune juice.”
Roy asks bewildered, “Will that cure me, Doc?”


Doc says, “No, but it should leave you with a better understanding Of what your ass is for.”