Tax Returns.
British Humour at its best
This example shows the importance of accuracy in your tax return. HMRC has returned the Tax Return to a man in Evesham after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly.
In response to the question, “do you have anyone dependant on you?”, the man wrote, "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crackheads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 90,000 criminals in over 85 prisons plus 649 self-serving lying ponces in our Parliament and the entire European Commission".
The HMRC stated that the response he gave was unacceptable.
The man's response back to HMRC was, "who did I miss out?".