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06-06-2016, 10:30 PM
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The New Government Symbol

THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW SYMBOL

IS THAT OF A CONDOM,

because it more accurately reflects

the government's political stance....


A condom allows for inflation,

halts production,

destroys the next generation,

protects a bunch of dicks,

and gives you a sense of security

while you're actually being screwed !


Damn,

it just doesn't get

more accurate than that !
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06-06-2016, 10:46 PM
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Re: The New Government Symbol



But If only David Cameron could have been shot into a condom.
We wouldn't be having to put up with him now!
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06-06-2016, 10:50 PM
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Re: The New Government Symbol

Poor old Dopey Dave. He certainly gets a 'ribbing' and it's certainly not for our pleasure.
 



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