You know you're getting old when...

That little weed that popped up in the garden since last nights rain may as well be an oak tree. No way will it allow itself to be pulled up. In fact i swear i heard it say " No way mate, stop now before you hurt yourself"

What makes you feel that Old Father Time is catching up on you?

Re: You know you're getting old when...

...when I have to lay on the bed to put my tights on

Re: You know you're getting old when...

...when it takes me all night to do what i could once do all night.

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You know when you're getting old when....
All you want is a nice cuppa tea!
You can't walk in stilettos any more!
You become invisible and don't get wolf whistles any more!
Policeman look so young!
Your kitchen cupboard resembles a chemist's shop!
You can't find your car in the supermarket car park!
You wear sensible knickers!

Re: You know you're getting old when...

When lunch at a garden centre seems like a good idea

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You know you're getting old when...
You could have sworn you saw the grim reaper standing at the foot of your bed, but it turned out to be your reflection in the mirror.

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When you stop going to weddings and start going to funerals

Re: You know you're getting old when...

When you make strange noises getting into and out of armchairs.
When everybody around you seems in such a rush.
And, like me, you forget where you parked your car.

Re: You know you're getting old when...

I know I am getting old when I struggle to pick up the cat dishes from the floor each morning.

Re: You know you're getting old when...

When I wake up all rusty and my body is all bent and when I get down to play with my niece and dog and can't get up !!