Men in Housecoats

I have a Housecoat, it is very comfortable, and means, half the time you don't need the central heating on, but, when you have to go for a wee, it is like a scene from a Clint Eastwood film, where, the gun slingers have those long coats on concealing their PiSStols, it was quite dramatic just, whilst at the great white telephone, I had to undo my belt, and flick my gown aside so my weapon was available, for a clean shot, with no wet shrapnel, Lee Van Cleef would have been proud.

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Too much information!

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Spitty!!
That's so funny
It's the juxtaposition of the genteel housecoat and the gunslinging westerns hero that makes it so vivid!!!

Are you the fastest draw in the west!

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...anyway having so much trouble when peeing how on earth do you cope with number twosies??

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Yes, quite fast at drawing, less impressive at unloading the chamber.

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Always have sufficient warning, NO sweat.

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Great! Just never forget you have a housecoat on!!

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Do you think he lives alone?

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He will do, if he keeps peeing on his housecoat.

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My advice would be to get one the shortie housecoats like mine. It barely covers my embarrassment.