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07-05-2016, 12:49 PM
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World naked gardening day.

Apparently it is World naked gardening day today and when I mentioned it to Mrs H she told me on no account was I to frighten the birds currently using the nesting boxes.
We could always go to that naked Restaurant after a shower, I would not want to upset the other diners by having loose cuttings everywhere.
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07-05-2016, 12:53 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

the neighbours wife was out
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07-05-2016, 01:05 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

I'm sure this seemed like a nice idea at the time it was dreamt up!
Fine if your secluded but otherwise it's fraught with hazards
I'm not sure my sleepy cul-de-sac is ready for another solar eclipse as I bend to attend to the pots
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07-05-2016, 01:10 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

And what of Mr Pearce at no.23..
As he lops his hedge in to shape..
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07-05-2016, 01:27 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

Originally Posted by Hawkeye ->
Apparently it is World naked gardening day today and when I mentioned it to Mrs H she told me on no account was I to frighten the birds currently using the nesting boxes.
We could always go to that naked Restaurant after a shower, I would not want to upset the other diners by having loose cuttings everywhere.
i wouldnt want to cause unnecessary distress to my neighbours
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07-05-2016, 01:38 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

Due to the special day, l had to postpone cutting down the brambles! Instead, l'm going to empty the guttering and maybe erect my bean sticks!
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07-05-2016, 01:41 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Due to the special day, l had to postpone cutting down the brambles! Instead, l'm going to empty the guttering and maybe erect my bean sticks!
Hahahaha!
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07-05-2016, 01:55 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

These two came on our TV local news a few years back , and the Camera work was so good at avoiding the naughty bits as they were followed round the garden ..
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/gardening...gardeners.html
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07-05-2016, 02:02 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

Well I went out, in just my nightdress, to feed the birds at 5am...does that count?
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07-05-2016, 02:12 PM
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Re: World naked gardening day.

It reminds me of those Naturists' Holiday brochures
(Not that I take a look very often you understand )

But it always seems to me that even the simplest of tasks could become quite perilous!
Like the man casually frying egg and bacon in the kitchenette of his apartment
I'm sure that smile had been photo-shopped on!
 
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