Health and Safety laws

I was listening to the radio this morning and they were talking about health and Safety.
I learnt that one of the health and Safety Laws was:-

It is illegal to set off a Nuclear explosion in public.

Do you know of any crazier Laws than this?

Re: Health and Safety laws

Well the one about not bending to pick things up always made me laugh - it's practically impossible to pick anything of weight without bending your back... unless you got legs like tree trunks!

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And the Lord spoke thus upon His Kingdom

Suffer little children to come unto me

But let them not play `conkers` lest the precious little ones get a small bruise upon their wrist,nor let them play in fields for Lo animals also dwell in fields and they be unclean and even I thy Lord cannot afford dettol every ruddy time they go out

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I work in a high street chain and when we sign visitors in ie workmen we have to ask them if they can use stepladders correctly I can niot repeat some of the answers we have had from these workmen....